Guest mickisnot Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 A special thread for a special country. Link to comment
Guest mickisnot Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 True facts about North Korea (All backed by CIA intelligence) North Korea has 100% literacy rate There 28 state approved haircuts* *'Women are allowed to choose one of 14 styles; married women are instructed to keep their tresses short, while the single ladies are allowed let loose with longer, curlier locks.' Men are 'prohibited from growing their hair longer than 5 cm -- less than 2 inches -- while older men can get away with up to 7 cm (3 inches)' Link to comment
West13 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/surprising-facts-you-may-not-know-about-north-korea?s=mobile Someone quote this ****!!! Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 This is a football team that has it's shite together.http://www.goal.com/en/news/596/exclusive/2015/01/06/7725912/enjoying-football-is-taboo-north-korea A representative of North Korea has explained how enjoying football is considered taboo amongst their playing squad and secondary to the responsibility of representing the nation ahead of the Asian Cup.The country kick off their Group B campaign on January 10 and must overcome Uzbekistan, China and Saudi Arabia to reach the knockout stages of the competition.But while the colourful celebrations of several other Asian nations have lit up numerous international competitions, the North Korean mindset is somewhat different according to their public relations officer Lee Kang-Hong.He told Goal: "To enjoy is taboo for us. I heard Japanese players told 'we want to enjoy football' but I can't understand it. I think football lovers can enjoy it but the players, as representatives of thecountry, have to think about their primary standpoint."The east Asian nation aren't among the favourites to advance to the knock-out stages of the competition but remain confident of reaching the semi-finals.Kang-Hong continued: "We aim to be in the last four (at this tournament). We are drawn in a difficult group but if we aim to participate in Olympic Games or World Cup, it is inevitable we will play such strong teams."China have tall players and they are a bit rough but we can cope with it. But I think our team play cleanly and we will stay true to our values."The use of the internet is heavily restricted in North Korea but typical rules have been relaxed so that rival nations can be watched prior to the tournament by the country's coaching staff."We watch our opponents' games via the internet. In our country we can't access the internet on a regular basis and we must apply or register to use the internet so our FA can see the foreign info. Also ambassadors abroad have sent us relevant videos." Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/surprising-facts-you-may-not-know-about-north-korea?s=mobile Someone quote this ****!!! weed is legal, I bet that they don't have Bikie gangs doing drive bys arguing over turf not traffic lights, who likes traffic lights? one option in the election, no annoying election ads worlds largest stadium extremely low crime rate human faeces are used as fertilizers, I call it effective and practical recycling Link to comment
Guest mickisnot Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 We can win this! "To enjoy is taboo for us. I heard Japanese players told 'we want to enjoy football' but I can't understand it. I think football lovers can enjoy it but the players, as representatives of thecountry, have to think about their primary standpoint." Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Much better than the Josep 'your son is a shite goalkeeper' Gombau and Ange 'I don't like old goalkeepers' Postecoglou theory that the 'performance' is just as important Link to comment
Balkanite Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The South Koreans have Paid Mack big $$ to close this thread. Thread Lock Incoming in 3 ... 2 ... We Interrupt this transmission to bring you .. Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 DPR korea are $51 to win, thats value Link to comment
Guest mickisnot Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I will nuke the wider community if this thread gets locked. Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I will nuke the wider community if this thread gets locked. That should convince Kim-Jong-Mack and Admiral General Balkanite Link to comment
Balkanite Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I will nuke the wider community if this thread gets locked. So long as its the wider community, i.e Eastern Sydney the lock stands! Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I will nuke the wider community if this thread gets locked. So long as its the wider community, i.e Eastern Sydney the lock stands! Vladimir Putin and his mates at East Sydney will be severely punished Link to comment
Portillo Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) When I say put your cup on a coaster, I mean it. You call that a knife? This... is a knife. Oops down I go. Edited January 8, 2015 by Portillo Link to comment
Guest mickisnot Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I will nuke the wider community if this thread gets locked. So long as its the wider community, i.e Eastern Sydney the lock stands! It will be a pleasure nuking the Eastern Sydney sea board. Best Korea abd it's free citizens stand United. Link to comment
marron Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You guys like dprkpop? My favourite song is "The Joy of Bumper Harvest Overflows Amidst the Song of Mechanisation",althougj "The Dear General Uses Distance-Shrinking Magic" is pretty awesome too. Link to comment
Wanderer74 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) When I say put your cup on a coaster, I mean it. You call that a knife? This... is a knife. Oops down I go. Edited January 8, 2015 by Wanderer74 Link to comment
GunnerWanderer Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 driving to a stadium with no traffic lights, watching football in a 150K stadium, smoking weed that's been grown by prisoners ****. There you go what an experience. Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 driving to a stadium with no traffic lights, watching football in a 150K stadium, smoking weed that's been grown by prisoners ****. There you go what an experience. I wonder what their policy on flares is? Link to comment
Guest mickisnot Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Best Korea loves flares Link to comment
JackDoff Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I like the " clapping at gunpoint look " they have .....poor c***s Link to comment
wswnick Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The spin a wheel adopt-a-team thingy gifted me North Korea as my 2nd team. FORZA NORTH KOREA! Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Forza DPR Korea Hala DPR Korea Glory Glory DPR Korea, what are going with here? Link to comment
Nnnnnathan12 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 made some improvements, feel free to help out life without Kim-Jong-Un wouldnt be the same propaganda is flowing through our brains otherwise our children will all be detained In this country is where we'll remain sho lo lo lo lo lo lo x 4 38th Parallel is where we reside Where anyone different will be left outside no questions asked and everything is fine no one will ever see a loss in sight sho lo lo lo lo lo lo x 4 Link to comment
wanderersfanatic Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Best thread ever! Who is keen to go to the North Korean Active Support section? Edited January 8, 2015 by wanderersfanatic Link to comment
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