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Hahahah I'm going to enjoy this thread.

 

Here's one for the die hards: "Can I borrow a feeling?"

[off tune] HURTING HEARTS NEEDS SOME HEALING!!

TAKE MY HAND WITH YOUR GLOVE OF LOVE!!!

 

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"Children, that was our only ball. There'll be no team this year."

 

 

(I can only imagine this happened every year when NTS booted the ball out of bounds in primary school.)

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"Children, that was our only ball. There'll be no team this year."

 

 

(I can only imagine this happened every year when NTS booted the ball out of bounds in primary school.)

watched this episode a couple of days ago, so good ahaha

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Hope this counts... "Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum"!

 

Full of delightful Ralph Wiggum quotes.  :meep:

 

Ralph is a great character mostly

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Homer: Hello… My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uhh, what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…

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Smarty, if your reading this ... this one is for you LoL

LOL

thanks for thinking of me :P

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Smarty, if your reading this ... this one is for you LoL

LOL

thanks for thinking of me :P

Heh, heh, heh, heh, Excellent!

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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Boogeyman or BoogeyMEN in this house!

 

Aaaahhhh.

 

*Marge walks into house thats turned into a makeshift fortress*

 

What's going on here?

 

Oh nothing Marge. Just a little encounter with the BOOGEYMAN. Of course none of this would have happened if you had been here to stop me from acting stupid.

 

Also....

 

I'm a monster!

 

No Lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!

 

 

 

God this entire episode is gold.

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"Moon pie... What a time be alive"

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"Hey kids we're eatin' dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil..."

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Why you little!!!!!!! *Lisa strangles bart*

 

Lisa no, your hands are too weak *homer strangles bart*

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