The Simpsons quotes

[smarty]

I'll start this off with a classic

 

[smarty]

[Neverbloom]

[Burgerman]

[smarty]

hahahahaha I love both of them.

 

[mack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPGDWD_oLE

[Shogun]

I'll keep it short and sweet - Family, Religion and Friendship. These are the three demons that you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

[Sime11]

marge why do we have 3 kids and no money?

 

why cant we have 0 kids and 3 money?

 

hahaha

[NATO]

Press any key to continue!

I can't find the any key wheres the any key!

[CMontgomeryBurns]

Inside every man is a battle between good and evil which cannot be resolved...

 

*Evil Homer dances and plays maracas on Good Homer's grave*

 

I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!

 

H: It's just like David and Goliath only this time David won!

 

L: I know, I heard it too. Here's some soothing music.

 

...later...

 

H: Lisa do I have my pants on?

 

L: Yes

 

(I guess this scene doesn't seem that funny unless you actually see it)

Edited April 25, 2013 by CMontgomeryBurns

[Shogun]

Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.

You truly are the king of kings!

Excellent...

[CMontgomeryBurns]

B: We'll take the Spruce Moose. Hop in.

 

S: But sir that's just a mod...

 

Burns points revolver at Smithers.

 

B: I said, 'hop in'.

 

I'll get you beer baron.

 

No you wooooon't.

 

Yes I will.

 

D'oh.

[marron]

Homer: what am I, a tailor?

 

Homer: yes, once.

 

Context is everything I guess

[CMontgomeryBurns]

Attention Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested

...

Attention Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

[smarty]

Press any key to continue!

I can't find the any key wheres the any key!

"to start press any key"

where's the any key?

there doesn't seem to be any any key!

[CMontgomeryBurns]

H: Jump Willy! Jump with all your might!

 

Tv mother: Oh no, Willy crushed our boy.

 

Tv father: Ew what a mess.

 

H: I don't like this director's cut.

[smarty]

Ooh, look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happyland, in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!

 

Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snsj0L8-4Iw

 

best

[CMontgomeryBurns]

Equally as good:

 

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=16OAzhedY8g&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D16OAzhedY8g

[smarty]

hahaha I love that one too!

[MarcelFC]

Oh God, i'm about to go loco on this thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yikWrRmlaYo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YZNy7mhRvw&playnext=1&list=PLA5F1C36F392E1C44&feature=results_main

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARITnC80VhE&list=PLA5F1C36F392E1C44
(Dedicated to East Sydney FC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izm9kHeHkg

"That's a right triangle you idiot!" Edited April 25, 2013 by MarcelFC

[Lmc]

[Lmc]

[GookKidMaadCity]

Edited April 25, 2013 by GookKidMaadCity

[GookKidMaadCity]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3u376k/

[102megan]

Bonjourrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!!

 

[SBW]

Homer: hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Mail clerk: ok Mr Burns what is your first name?

Homer: I don't know...

Homer: Great plan Bart!

[smarty]

Bonjourrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!!

 

hahaha I love this *proud cheese eating surrender monkey*

[opasan]

Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

[Sovereign]

We work hard, we play hard.

 

[MarcelFC]

 

Homer: And now the winner for the most promising new series on cable: "Old Starsky and Hutches".  [funky music starts]Announcer: Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear.

Edited April 25, 2013 by MarcelFC