Jokes

[Smoggy]

one for @marron 

 

 

[Davo]

 

[Smoggy]

For those of a certain age…who knows what this is about 

 

 

 

[Smoggy]

I read about a feudal uprising where a duke's son was killed by rebels.

They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordinance: a peasant's decapitated head.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

[Kitto]

22 hours ago, Smoggy said:

 

I read about a feudal uprising where a duke's son was killed by rebels.

They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordinance: a peasant's decapitated head.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

 

Cowboys in the wild west used to hang lanterns when riding at night to help them find their way.

It was the first recorded instance of saddlelight navigation.

[WSWJACK]

13 minutes ago, Kitto said:

 

Cowboys in the wild west used to hang lanterns when riding at night to help them find their way.

It was the first recorded instance of saddlelight navigation.

🤦🏻geeez

[MathyouWSW]

Here's a joke about McDonalds Monopoly I made earlier:




Anyway, "I'm off to Maccas to get some fruit!" - Said no one, ever...

[pseudonym]

 

[Smoggy]

Dickens: “it was the best of times it was the worst of times.”

Schrodinger: “Nice”

Edited October 28 by Smoggy

[Kitto]

You don't need special training to become a garbage collector.

 

You just pick it up as you go along.